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baby baby baby
This literally just crushed me.
Harry-“I peed on the corpse. My question is…”
Gay Perry-” No my question is; why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?!”
Harry- “I didn’t intend to. Not like I did it for kicks.”
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, 2005
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the number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest
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Robert Downey Jr @ ‘Iron Man 3’ London premiere 4/18
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